Healing potions taste like cheap coffee, sprinkled with tangerine and a dash of sweaty armpits. Needless to say, these drinks works miracles and taste terrible, simply awful and they leave this sticky layer on top of my tongue, bleh!
“How can you stand chugging down this swill Niall?”
“I prefer the bile and lingering aftershave aftertaste, to bleeding out.”
“Surely it would be beneficial to add a decent flavor to the drink.”
“They do say that good medicine tastes terrible, besides I’m fairly sure it’s to prevent people from getting addicted.”
“I would drink to that. I think some grog would do wonders for the taste.”
“Maybe, I will not prevent you from trying out that combo.”
Now I just need a bottle of alcohol, tasty alcohol that is. Due to me siphoning of a magic girls budget, I could actually endulge one of my few vices. I will just have to avoid getting too sloshed until another encounter ensues and find a place to get something to drink. While I was stuck in my mind, it seemed like the fairy was busy teaching the fox non verbal communication. A brilliant idea to be honest.
The surrounding landscape slowly reverted into a fruit forest where a lot of people equipped with tiny cotton swabs where inserting them into one flower, then into another flower.
“That Magellan is the beauty of bugs and a beehive, could you perform such a maniacal task?” Asked Jennyfer.
“No, no I would not. I would rather have my tonsil removed by a sharp piece of glass.”
Niall looked over at me with a puzzling expression. “How’s the mask working out for you so far?”
“Oddly enough it makes me feel wholesome and complete. What gave you the idea and where did you keep it?”
“It is one of those gentlemen disguises I have in store, items I never use for anything due to my clothes being projected and powered by bull carp.”
“Complaining, I will not. But I am impressed by how sturdy the body armor is.”
“I’m fairly sure I would have been sporting a new chest cavity after such an impact otherwise.”
A tuxedo mask and roses, what in the world is going on with me? It makes me feel mighty and in search of justice, with a hint of unhinged. “Next time that insufferable silicate slab surfaces its ugly head, I will turn it into slag. You hear me?”
“Why are you shouting at the ground?”
“He came from dirt, became dirt and had fused with whatever this world is built upon.”
“Fair enough, I suppose.” He then spat one thick green and bloody spit glob at the ground.
Jennyfer had a smug smile plastered across her elfin face. I dared not to guess what she was thinking.
“You know, it’s not everyday you can say that you fought the world and won. What do you think of that ant?”
I scratched my stubby unshaven chin before answering.
“Strangely enough, it was anything but satisfying.”
“I take my victories where I can get them.” I wish I could share his sentiment. Niall patted me on the shoulder before quipping.
“Magellan don’t be so glum, we practically gave him blue balls and threw a porta potty at him. So worth cracking several ribs. I will strive to avoid pain city next time.”
His statement would have had a better impact if he would stop coughing up blood.
“You should have someone look at that.”
“Nonsense, it’s perfectly normal. Besides, I’m sure I can insert some new organs if the current ones fail. I have not punctured a lung yet, I think.”
Chesty came over with a human foot that was still wearing a shoe.
Kine took the limb and threw it and the chest gleefully scuttled after it. Chesty sure is a fast lad, I wonder what it can actually do, like carry my stuff? All these items are making my pockets bulge, which is not flattering in any regard and I am afraid of collateral damage.
“Chesty, get over here! Could you keep this object safe for me?” It opened its lid a bit wider, then warped it’s long pink tongue around the canister and with a slurp it retracted the appendage. It looked very pleased when it presented me with a perfectly preserved bagel, it tasted just fine.
“Cool, you are the most magnificent chest ever.” Chesty wagged its tongue some more appearing to bed very pleased.
“Oyh! Kine, could you help me to scratch my back? These new arms can’t reach.” Pleaded Niall was jumping around like a fool trying to touch a small spot at his back to no avail. Kine gladly helped, but watching a grown man struggle with such a simple task was very entertaining.
“Is it not a bit inconvenient to add ill-fitting body parts onto a person?” I honestly asked the fairy.
“No worries, the method is flawless, leaves no scars, and trick the body into accepting the new appendage.”
“Fooling the flesh, how?”
“Invasive nano microbes that merge with the host and regrow nerves and such.”
“Mini parasites?”
“Indeed, specially designed to prevent scars and rejection.”
“What does that entail?”
“Just a bunch of nasty side effects I would rather not mention right now.”
“Afraid of a little squicky body horror are we?”
“It takes too long and it’s boring. You can’t replace internal human parts without a few accidents.”
I decided to stop that line of inquiry, before she decided to graft head tentacles onto my skull. The very idea sent shivers down my spine.
The land itself took us into a very nicely neighborhood of white houses with slanted roofs and well kept gardens. A very nice looking place if I do say so myself. Naturally we had to stop for pictures and have Niall cough up some blood and bile. At the center of the village stood a bathhouse without some magnificent pillars. The people around us went out of their way to distance themselves from us. After the day I have had, we probably appear as smelly vagabonds up to no good. A good rinse, shaving and such will do wonders for my sense of self and to get rid of the grimy layer coating me. The mop of a person behind the desk paid us very little attention and pointed towards the scanner, before returning to some generic gossip magazine. Which suited me just fine I was not in the mood to entertain strangers. The lot of us nodded in silence agreement and went into the wardrobe.
After a quick rinse we joined up at the steaming hot pool. The warm water was a mixed bath without any other occupants I could see. Rays of sunlight came through the skylight above me reflecting off the clear surface. Kine threw Niall into the water before he could react in any capacity. A gust of wind rippled across the pool breaking his fall. While immensely fascinating to watch, I decided to plop in myself, and it felt absolutely wonderful. If I could just keep feeling like this forever, I would die a happy man. Jennyfer joined us in as well using a plastic flotation device. It was odd to see her in the buff. Not that there was anything to see. For all intent and purposes she looks like a porcelain doll. Clearly she noticed me looking her over.
“Disappointed are we?”
“Just curious, I have never seen a being like you before this adventure.”
“Get used to it, ant. Your limited human understanding can not fathom my true form.”
Niall gave her a skewed look.
“She’s just yanking your chain. She is full of bull and trickery.”
“Indeed, I know you like it that way.”
“I much rather have Kine, because she can satisfy my carnal needs and has fantastic fur, and trails that feel like hugging clouds.”
At this the fox beamed brightly, hugged him passionately, and began to kiss him passionately.
“I would suggest you get a room, but I can’t leave and we’re already indoors.” She sighed audibly.
This gave me so many new questions to ask, so I did. “Your have no sexual urges them?”
“Nope, not add far as I am aware. I simply do not have the need to sleep around to find a partner to create crotch goblins.”
“Sounds a bit lonely.”
“You learn to deal with it eventually, besides I have a partner for life. Sure I’m not screwing Niall. However I am tethered to him and not much will change that.”
“Are you even capable of pleasuring yourself, without any naughty bits?”
“Everything I do brings me pleasure, just not the kind you would get.”
“How do you know that?”
“Please, I have extensive knowledge of biology and I have done numerous brain scans on willing, and unwilling subjects.”
“That sounds worryingly invasive.”
“Yes it is, where do you think alien abduction stories come from?”
“Are you talking about abducting humans again?”
“Does anal probing ring any bells?”
“You are not taking about butt sex are you?”
“Lucky you, it must be wonderful to live in such ignorance.” She face palmed herself and shook her head from side to side.
“Do I want to know?”
“Probably for the best you stay blissfully ignorant.”
Niall was more leaning onto the ledge, with his erect member inside of the fox, who looked simply ecstatic. He huffed out a reply despite being balls deep.
“It’s true, aliens do abduct humans to perform terrible experiments on our species. I’m a living breathing example of this.” His big arms were busy playing with her erect nipples, sending shivers down my spine at the display.
“Accusing a dainty lady such as myself a xenomorph, are we?”
“Yes, you’re one step removed from bursting through my chest. I figured out it was worth mentioning yet again.”
A sweet, sour and addictive scent entered my nostrils. Suddenly I had a raging hard-on, and everything became a bit fuzzy. Which made decide to do something very naughty indeed. I carefully positioned myself in front of them and dove my head underwater and began licking Kines throbbing clitoris with Niall sliding in and out of her, churning the water. At the same time I was playing with myself. I slid my tongue over his shaft and her pussy lips as he pulled out almost his whole penis, before slamming it in again. I went up for air and the fox deftly rotated her body, while fully penetrated. Niall was practically passed out, breathing heavily. As soon as she had re-positioned herself, she presented her bubbly butt, smirking at me. I took the time to admire her peach shaped rear, before I pressed my dick against her butthole. I carefully prodded and eased myself into her. Despite the water and lack of lube, I entered her rear without any resistance at all. It dawned on me that it had been far too long since the last time I have had a number. Compared to the other people I have slept with, this felt divine though. Each trust put just the right pressure on my shaft, practically sucking myself inside. It should not feel this good, this addictive, and be this erotic. Yet here I am banging a big plush butt, stroking unnaturally soft tails. Getting into a good rhythm was a bit tricky, since it is my first time double penetrating a girl. Niall was not doing much at this point, not that he had to with hinge riding him like a steed. Slowly but surely I picked up my speed edging on an explosive climax. Kine must have felt this as she trusted herself forcefully onto my member, pushing me further inside her until her plump buttocks touched my stomach. This sent me over the edge and I blew my load inside of her, pulled out halfway and then balls deep, sending more jets of warm seeds into her canal. Something else must have left along with my explosive orgasm. Lethargy overcame me and I grabbed onto her tails, not to keel over. Not a moment later her body clamped up and shudders went through her body and she squirted over Niall’s chest. It was around then I actually felt my vision begin to swim and before long my world turned hazy, then into black, and unconsciousness overcame me. Leaving me to the tender mercies of something akin to magic deprivation. Inside my mindscape a single thought occupied me. This was a monumentally stupid idea. Having sex with a creature that feeds on bodily fluids and desires of men would drain me of magic, which is also tied to my lifeforce. Yet I do not regret a single moment and will have to do that again, after a long, nice nap.
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